An Ode to Christmas Lights

Months ago an author friend of mine, Mallory Rowe, inspired me to write a haiku and after not writing one since probably middle school gifted English class, I finally did it.

2020: Lost a lot but we gained more

2020, it’s been a strange year. Ups and downs. Toilet paper and meat shortages (which, PSA, you can survive off zero meat, folks, but zero TP, I don’t want to try). We’ve evaluated our lives and then reevaluated them. Tried to figure out what the eff is happening. Who we are and what was going on. It truly was a year unlike any other I’ve seen (and hopefully ever see again).

Last-Minute Gift Ideas (that don’t involve leaving your house)

Listen, I know some of y’all haven’t finished your Christmas shopping. Ron (that’s my brother), I’m talking to you. But, that’s okay, your secrets are safe with me. Here are some super last-minute Christmas gift ideas you can peruse and purchase immediately without having to leave your home. Best part is that there’s something for every price point. Most of them can be tailored to what you specifically want to spend. Here goes!